William the Bucktoothed Newborn Vampire

This is William. He has had a rough life so far, even though he's just a wee babe.  I'm asking SOMEONE to take him in, please, before Child Services gets called on me. I have enough other babies to deal with, without this special needs one.

William came about because of my love of Buffy the Vampire slayer.  I decided I wanted to make a vampire baby that looks like it used to be human (you know ~ not "cullen perfect") and became scary as a vampire.  More Spike the vampire than Edward the vampire.

So, I envisioned William and he turned out just like I had hoped.  All weird and creepy but almost cute. 

And then Regretsy got ahold of him.  And not even while he was listed on Etsy (which he was) they found him once I listed him on a different site.  As always, some comments made me snort-laugh but then they broke my and William's hearts when they call him awful craftmanship.  Because William is many things ~ kinda gross being up there on the list ~ but poorly made he is not.

I get it now ~ I get that what took me ages to complete, picking the perfect paint colors and detailing and eyes and carefully crafting the tiny fangs ~ looks like I slapped some crap on a doll face now.  So, I don't want to subject William to someone else thinking that about him.  At least not in MY home.  Which is why I offer him up for trade here to see if someone would like to allow him into their home where he can be made fun of on a regular basis, and I can be none the wiser.  Also, he might be a good inlaw repellent.