I'll think of something, promise. a painting or something

 Uhhhh... once upon a time there was a little girl with a little freckle in the middle of her chin. She wandered through her life with people telling her she had "a little something" there, and they'd try to wipe it off. 
She grew up, bought a lot of tiaras, and liked to wear stripey tights she bought at a local costume supply store. 
Then she saw a painting that looked JUST LIKE HER and had to have it. NOW. now now now now now now... and began scouring through her paintings and stuff to find something worthy of a trade --- right after she had dinner.

and she lived happily ever after.