Submitted by JessamynSpecimen on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 17:50
What I Want:
Sequin Horse 
For Sequin Horse, I would like to offer some souvenir medals from the shrine at Walsingham. Also, some fruit earrings.
It is difficult to get a clear picture of the medals, but they depict the virgin Mary on the front and have the words "Pray for us" on the back. The small ones have a picture of a church on the back.
The fruit earrings have four kinds of fruits on them. But two of them are pears.
Hello my little
Hello my little potato,
Your trade offer for the Sequin Horse has been accepted. I would very much like the medals -- but unfortunately, I will have to pass on the earrings. I'm happy to pass them on to someone else in a bARTer Sauce Facebook Mystery Package giveaway if you would like to include them anyways.
Now, what I need from you:
A story. You can leave it here as a comment or you can email it to me at rosalie at bartersauce dot com.
Answers to these "interview" questions:
1. What is the maximum amount you would pay for a cup of coffee?
2. Thumb: finger or not-finger?
3. Can you estimate how much turkey you ate this Thanksgiving?
4. Would you say it was more or less than the size of an average dog?
5. Has Photoshop ever made you cry? If so, please describe the scenario.
6. Do you think it's weird that so many people trade religious themed items into The Sauce?
7. Does your butt stink?
Thank is all.
Thank you - and have a lovely day.
Sincerely,
The Sauce
My story is about the first
My story is about the first velvet painting I had. It was a very somber piece featuring a very sad-looking fellow in a head band. He may have been native American, or perhaps Mexican. He looked so tragic, that my roommates and I named him Desperado.
One day, I recieved a frantic call from one of my roommates informing me that we had been burgled. Panicked, I asked what had been stolen. She responded that Desperado had been made off with! Indeed, when I arrived home I saw that he was nowhere to be found, and that a half eaten loaf of bread had been left as an apparent substitute.
As it turned out, our friends had sneakily absconded with Desperado, and subsequently took him to Portland with them. I have been plotting my revenge ever since. Sequin Horse may be involved.
"Interview" answers:
1. $100--if it was big enough for me to swim in.
2. Not-finger!
3. Aproximately the size of 3 Hamsters.
4. Probably less, unless the average dog is the size of 3 hamsters.
5. I will have nothing to do with this Photoshop.
6. No.
7. Yes. It smells like success.