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STOLEN Penis-Headed, No-Eared, Lopsided Kneecapped Unicorn Poster

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scary-art1973
Stolen Unicorn Poster, an Item In bARTer Sauce
Stolen Unicorn Poster, an Item In bARTer Sauce
Stolen Unicorn Poster, an Item In bARTer Sauce

Nik's Story that came with "STOLEN Penis-Headed, No-Eared, Lopsided Kneecapped Unicorn Poster": 

I almost this I should cut and paste the facebook responses to my penis-headed, no-eared, lopsided kneecapped unicorn. I mean for it's christian message it's pretty fucked up. Or maybe that's just us. Temple got your Chicken Champ Shower Art today and is amazed by it. I was wondering what airport security would think about it as I was walking her to her wedding chariot, aka BART. On the way I spotted this unicorn. On the way back I stole it.

So by reading way too into this child's guerilla happy, happy love drawing - we've come to the conclusion that it's about someone who has a unicorn fetish that wants to rape their neighbor. Rape may be too strong of word... maybe capture and torture erotically? I have a theory they're going to be the next Gacy. I think serial killers are boning up on the costumes nowadays. I mean how terrifying would it be for some psychotic chasing you in a unicorn costume with a dildo on it's head? I think we've written a french art film. Well, there's my story.