Submitted by rosalie on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 18:05
Original Owner:
benwah 
Eric's Story that Came With Fear and Loathing of Penguins:
Christmas '05, first one with new and quirky girlfriend. Among her quirks, a strangely irrational fear and loathing of penguins. As a way to simultaneously make fun of that and her tendency to run from anything mainstream, I bought her this horribly soccer mommish statue at a Hallmark store. She doesn't like having it visibly on display in our apartment. I occasionally bust it out, put it somewhere relatively subtle and wait to see how long it takes her to notice.
I asked her if it was okay for me to put this up on bARTersauce and she exclaimed, "Get that fucking thing out of here!"
Hah! you had to update the
Hah! you had to update the site! :>
Oh mind your own business
Oh mind your own business you little potato!
There is something strangely
There is something strangely intriguing about this thing. I will have to think on it.
By the way, can I do trades from the UK?
Yes, absolutely. I pay for
Yes, absolutely. I pay for shipping my item to you - you pay for the one you send me. I'll do International trades as long as they are huge paintings or really super heavy.
You meant as long as they are
You meant as long as they are NOT huge and heavy, I presume? ha
oh. um. yeah. Snort!
oh. um. yeah. Snort!