Previously I threatened to give Ron Reid at the Comedy Underground everything I have yet to trade away with bARTer Sauce.
I have yet to pack up all the untradeables for him. I guess I'm just afraid he'll never let me on stage again. (Perhaps a wise choice in any case.) Plus, I'm probably too lazy to go to all that trouble.
Dartanion London (yes, that's his real name) offered me these: "Custom-made alternate props for hit dance duo "Darlene" from Dance Off 2006! Printed in full color glory and hand-mounted upon legitimate Walgreens paperboard. Iconic 8-bit Nintendo graphics perfect for your dorm room or other place you won't get laid!"
He's so funny.
You can see him in Dartmondo. You want to. I know. So just do it. God.
Jessica (Jo Jo Stilletto - the High Heel of Hurt) got her Spamster print to commemorate her poor dead hamster, Cameltoe.
I remember fondly the Christmas card I received one year with an image of dear Cameltoe peeking out of a stocking with his name on it. It was truly profound.
Kelly Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints in exchange for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.
All the prints are from her rodent series. Here's what she says about them:
"These paintings came about in response to the constant questions about my art-car, Leopard Bernstein. "Are you a Leo?" "You must really identify with leopards." None of the above.
Kelly Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints in exchange for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.
All the prints are from her rodent series. Here's what she says about them:
"These paintings came about in response to the constant questions about my art-car, Leopard Bernstein. "Are you a Leo?" "You must really identify with leopards." None of the above.
"Leopard Bernstein is a 1989 Subaru DL wagon. We've travelled to art car events and parades all over the U.S. My vehicle is quite modest compared to the other spectacular sculptured, glued, welded, transformed autos you'll see on these links and in my paintings.
Kelly Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints in exchange for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.
All the prints are from her rodent series. Here's what she says about them:
"These paintings came about in response to the constant questions about my art-car, Leopard Bernstein. "Are you a Leo?" "You must really identify with leopards." None of the above.
Here's what she says about them: "These paintings came about in response to the constant questions about my art-car, Leopard Bernstein. "Are you a Leo?" "You must really identify with leopards." None of the above.
