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bARTer Sauce Trade: Holy Souvenirs Batman!

Submitted by admin on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 00:00
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The Sauce did a trade recently with Jessamyn. She rules. She once traded me a brain scan. OF HER BRAIN! What? Yes, it's completely true.

bARTer Sauce: Nik Trades me Mosaic Clown Painting and Lost Cock

Submitted by admin on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 23:00
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Nik trades with bARTer Sauce a lot. A LOT. All the time. He trades with me so much that I am really far behind in updating the website with all his trade offers. He trades with me so much that I have officially BANNED him from the site until September 1, 2009. He is not allowed to make any trade offers, no matter what kind of awesome stuff I get between now and then.

Ray Guns in My Future

Submitted by admin on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 23:00
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bARTer Sauce just traded for a Blueray Gun. It's ceramic. And blue. And super awesome.

bARTer Sauce EXPLODED

Submitted by admin on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 23:00
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For some reason there has been a renewed interest in bARTer Sauce, my experiment in trading for art and odd objects. The idea is that whatever I get, I trade for something else. And everyone I trade with has to tell me a story. This past couple of weeks have been a whirlwind of trades and trade offers. Ba-zang!

Here's what I got from Will recently (click on the links to read the stories that came with each item): 

Two New bARTer Sauce Trades

Submitted by admin on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 23:00
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Nik, a long-standing member of the bARTer Sauce family traded me this Super Stripey Pig and this Technocolor Chicken for a Box of Regrets and

Vintage Video Game Paintings

Submitted by admin on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 23:00
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bARTer Sauce normally trades everything that comes through the inventory for something else. I made an exception once and just gave something away. For charity. Don't judge me. I make the damn rules people. I make the rules.  My friend & ex-roomie Val is involved with SketchFest and they had a fundraiser. I had lots of drinks at said fundraiser.

bARTer Sauce -- Two-Face Jane

Submitted by admin on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 00:00
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"Two-faced Jane" is the newest offer on bARTer Sauce. I think I'm in love with her giant, mutant button eye. There's just something about it. Maybe deep down I wish that I, myself, had a giant, mutant button eye instead of a regular eye. Perhaps that would make my cat cease and decist on the waking me up by sniffing my eyeball routine that has become so popular in the mornings these days. Rachel submitted "Two-faced Jane" as an offer for the "Brain Scan."


I'm pretty sure I'd be crazy not to take her up on it which is why I immediately accepted her trade offer. You will be able to submit your own trade offer for "Two-faced Jane" shortly. Check the website in mid-February and she'll be prominently displayed for all to bid on. Are you wondering what the hell I'm talking about?

New bARTer Sauce Trade

Submitted by admin on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 00:00
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Lookie what I just got for bARTer Sauce.

Nintendo Prints

Submitted by rosalie on Sun, 02/04/2007 - 01:00
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Dartanion
Nintendo Prints

Dartanion London (yes, that's his real name) offered me these: "Custom-made alternate props for hit dance duo "Darlene" from Dance Off 2006! Printed in full color glory and hand-mounted upon legitimate Walgreens paperboard. Iconic 8-bit Nintendo graphics perfect for your dorm room or other place you won't get laid!"

He's so funny.

You can see him in Dartmondo. You want to. I know. So just do it. God.

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