Barter Sauce started with a laptop. Everyone knows this. Even children know this. Even a drunken four year old knows this.
What many people don't know (including you) is that Barter Sauce has evolved. Like a fish seeking land will grows legs and a cow seeking water will grow gills . . . so too has Barter Sauce grown legs and gills.
Start with the laptop and work your way through trade by trade. At some point it will end and you'll think, "Is The Sauce over?" No, no it isn't. Don't worry. It's just that at some point during the project (when Jason from Alaska who ruined Christmas in 2003 never sent me the Truck Stop Sign) I had to go out and buy stuff at a garage sale in order to keep trading. Those are the five other items you see below, and they are also five new paths to zoom through bARTer Sauce. Do it. Do it now.