Links to people I've traded with:

Sara: She traded me Two Red Screamers. She's a part of EtsyRain and runs her own Etsy store, Rekoj.

Dangerine (a.k.a Temple): She traded me "Find Lost Memories." She's friends with Nik from Scary-Art. And here's some of her art.

Patrick: He traded me the Time Machine Parts and a tiny landscape he painted on an asprin. Here's his website.

Barbara: She traded me a felted marshmallow peep and a felted evil ladybird. Here's her Etsy Shop. 

Stacy: She traded me two paintings. One of which has a fangy tomato on it. Someday I'll remember to email her and see what link she wants on this page.

Staci: She traded me "Mona Didn't Need Bling" shadow box. And she's a real, live artist. With a website and everything.

Josiah: He traded me a sketch he did of a man's naked bum at the February 2008 First Thursday artwalk extravaganza.  He is also the first person to find bARTer Sauce through my aweseome new trading cards.

Royce: He traded me a painting of an alien with four boobs and a dingle.  His website is SkullVomit.

Lynn: She traded me the Parisite painting.  And she likes the Museum of Bad Art.  And probably some other stuff. Here's her Myspace.

John: He made the Faux Fossil that Rhiannon traded to me.  And I need to find out his website address because I can't read Rhiannon's writing.  Now I'll remember to ask her about it next time I read this page.  Foolproof!

Nicolas: He traded me the painting of a creepy clown.  He also has a twin brother who does impressions of the Godfather.  And Nicolas runs a website called Scary-Art.

Kimberly: She traded me the photo of the naked chick and also was the proprietor of a raffle where bARTer Sauce won a painting and then demanded that she take something in return.  She is my studio mate and runs Stir -- I heart her.  Buy one of her hats, they're awesome.  One has a robot on it.  I KNOW!

Octavion: He traded me "Transition" on a First Thursday.  He just went home and got it and brought it back to trade me.  He's awesome.  And he's in a band.  Whose name I will find out and put here.

Tim: He traded me a sketch book he found abandoned in his building.  He came to First Thursday and went home and brought it back to trade with me.  I know nothing about him.  Except that he makes a living going to garage sales.  Which sounds like a dream to me.  Almost as good as making a living from Shower Art.  You can buy stuff that he finds at garage sales at www.happyhourbooks.com and www.happyhourcomics.com. 

Maggie: She traded me the cake toppers and has the cutest, oddest little girl in the world (well, since I grew up)

Roberta: She found me the Worried Man painting and traded me a bazillion vintage cigarette coupons.  She is also the Board President of Bad Fruit, a Foundation that helps artists get information about health care.  And she is awesome in general. 

Sean: He traded me the Naked Man with a Drip of Urine sketch, a painting of Will Ferrell, a Painting of people with video games on their heads and a linocut of some guy's head and shoulders.  He also designed the bARTer Sauce flyers.  Look at his website. 

Lauri:She traded me a five foot tall decoartive Asian doll.  She's also a burner.  Look at pictures of her in a dust storm.

Eric: He traded me a painting of a jazz singer who wants to eat his girlfriend.  He's also a DJ whose codename thingie I forgot.  Someday I'll remember to ask him and update a link here.  Maybe.

Ariane: She traded me Barbie Monster Fish and made me a cardboard cutout of myself.  She also has a myspace account: www.myspace.com/arianejimison

Jacob: He was the first Barter Sauce trade ever!  He used to be on Myspace, but he hasn't logged in since 2006. 

Darren: He traded me the paraglider that his cat peed on.  He's also in a band with my old boss. 

Chuck: He traded me the butt rock guitar.  And he made a movie.

Mike: He traded me the D&D books.  And his last name is also a city in the Czech Republic.

James: He traded me the dorm fridge.  And his last name is also the name of an Institute.

Rhiannon: She traded me the First Microwave ever made and a tombstone from 1867.  And her cat can eat a whole watermelon.

Kelly: traded me nine of her rodent prints and a "mystery surprise item".  She also has an art car and is one hell of an artist

Jessica: (Jo Jo Stilletto) traded me two sock puppets.  She is also a Rat City Roller Girl. 

Meghan: traded me her Punk Rock Baby Farm diorama.  She was also a hilarious Seattle stand up comic until she moved to LA. 

Blaine: He traded me a copy of his movie, Whatever Idiot.  Also, lots of people say he is an a-hole.  Oh, and we share a birthday. 

Jason: He DIDN'T send me the Truck Stop Sign from Tok, Alaska.  That is my fault.  For thinking he would.  He also ruined Christmas in 2003.  If this dude was anywhere on the internet, I wouldn't waste my time linking to it here, I'd be pestering him for my sign!

Nameless Guy: traded me "Hey My Eyes are Up Here...Oh Wait." He also has a t-shirt named after his painting.

Mike: traded me the monkey shelf and the (ultimately decapitated) Moose decoration.  He is also the Curator of The Museum of Bad Art (MOBA). who has traded me the Eliana painting, the cat painting, the cock fight painting and the Velvet Last Supper. Mike also does something at parties with hats.

Dartanion: He traded me two 80's video game prints.  He also has way too much crap that I could link to.  And you should check out his show: Dartmondo!

Tony: He traded me "The Heart of the Room".  I hope what he gave me is unrelated to this. 

Julia: She traded me four mythology themed collages.  She also works at Top Ten Toys.

Stephen: Traded me four body part paintings.  His nickname is the same as this dog that teaches you about fire safety.

Kimberly: Traded me a huge, inflatable cell phone that she got from a garage sale.   

Ron: He traded me two copies of "How to Cook Like a Stud" and a drawing he got from a homeless man. He also manages the Comedy Underground.

Jim: He traded me a painting that he found in the wall of a house while his friends were doing construction.  I call him "Game Day Jim."

Elizabeth: She traded me 600 paper cranes. 

Killorn: She let me buy the following overpriced items at her garage sale in order to restock bARTer Sauce after Jason (the Jason who ruined Christmas in 2003) neglected to send me the Truck Stop from Tok, Alaska: Creepy Baby (who later became Creepy, Rhinestone Baby), Velvet Elvis, a day of the dead skeleton I call Rodney the Woozy Skeleton, and two DIORAMAS!.  She is also a consultant of some kind.  And she has a myspace page.  And she has something to do with something called Hax TV.  And she blogs about stuff.  Jeez.  She's busy!  But remember, she totally overcharged me at her garage sale.  Maybe you should send her a myspace message about that. 

Kayla: She made me an Ed Sullivan Collage.  She loves Ed Sullivan. 

Mark:  He traded me his Crow Cannon invention and a self portrat.  Check out his vacation rental on Whidby Island and his business Whidby Island Woodworks. 

Ben: He traded me the double vagina painting.  And his name is the same as this Accelerated Learning Academy.

Martine: She traded me three hats that she found on "Solid Waste Road" and she made me this painting of a unicron as a gift.

Susannah: She gave me a frog riding a turtle and she's the scenic artist at Intiman Theatre. 

Colin: He lost the first (and possibly only) bARTer Sauce competition and traded me a paper mache hedgehog that he made himself.  He also has a myspace account. 

Lisa: She traded me Kali, the Goddess of Destruction painting

Heather: She traded me the Big Girl and Blue, Clown Face paintings.  She's a scientist.  But maybe not this one.  But maybe.  Who knows.  Heather? 

Regan: She traded me the theatre lights.  And "Absurd Reality Theatre" says she has been a strong influence on them.  I think they meant it as a compliment though. 

The Other Mark: He traded me the DJ turntables and he runs a catalog of the 50 best hotels in Mexico but I can't find a link to it.  Look, we all have something to look forward to in the future. 

Adam: He was the winner of the Laffhole competition and traded me a lamp made out of popsicle sticks and rhinestones.  I don't know what else he does, but he did get in a fight with the Board President of Bad Fruit Foundation over my tombstone.  Adam, you must do other things, certainly.  Tell me what they are next time I see you and I'll put them on the internet for everyone to look at. 

Jeromy: He traded me the tree heads: stone, wood and wire.  I don't know yet what the heck else he does.  Probably lots of stuff.